How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
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