S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
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