Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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