picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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