So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
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