i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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