Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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