got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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