wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
40s are totally the cure
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
