Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
You made out with two different species that night
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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