so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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