You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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