my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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