Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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