Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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