Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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