Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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