If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Thanks for jumping on that grenade for me last night. You're the best wingman ever
She ate 7 of the 8 slices of pizza. I deserve a purple heart and sex w your sister
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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