My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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