Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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