I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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