This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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