Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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