i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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