Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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