had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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