I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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