the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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