i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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