dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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