In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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