But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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