you turned your livingroom into a bong?
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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