so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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