im about as happy as oj after his trial
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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