I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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