Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
splinters make it hard to masturbate
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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