We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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