For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
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