I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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