You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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