4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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