I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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