when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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