He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Sext me about skeletons
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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