P.S. I can't hear my feet
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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