Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
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