quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
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