porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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