Dual....:-)
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
there is puke in my bra ... again
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