I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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