worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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