Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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